i used to think tumblr ruined my sense of humor but actually it improved since i no longer laugh at racist and sexist shit and instead laugh at ‘egg’
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No seventeen year old should want to get drunk just to become numb.
//9:13pm// (via comehere-letmeholdyou)
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they’ve always worked for me.
Hunter S. Thompson (via luoxe)
Reblog if you’d be okay if your friend came out as transgender
let’s see how many transphobics we can weed out
if you can’t reblog this unfollow me right now
does anyone actually pay attention to my blog or am i just kind of here
Being 18-25 is like playing a video game where you’ve skipped the tutorial and you’re just sort of running about with no idea how anything works
like shit I just want to have an intellectual, meaningful conversation and mad sex on the reg
the signs as parents
- aries: lets their kid smoke weed, and sometimes does it with them
- taurus: goes to their kid's school dances to "chaperone," but they actually hit the dance floor
- gemini: gives the worst advice, but luckily their kid turns out fine
- cancer: decorates their kid's room to their likeness instead of what the kid wants
- leo: borrows their kid's makeup and steals their clothes
- virgo: sets strict rules and restrictions on their kid, but raises them right
- libra: yells a lot but has an extreme soft spot for their kids
- scorpio: loves to surprise their kids with little gifts
- sagittarius: does their kid's homework and corrects their grammar randomly
- capricorn: lets their kid act up a lot but is great at discipline when needed
- aquarius: posts about their kid on social media and is super proud of everything they do
- pisces: forgets to pick up their kid from school like every day
